《可笑的古文》
橘子网购店网小编为大家整理的可笑的古文句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、至尊宝：“我的家在五岳山第四边101号B1。”
2、至尊宝：“在一遍漆黑孤独的环境里面，一对一对非常色迷迷的眼睛一直盯着我看，看得我都非常不好意思，就是你这种眼神，有好几次盯的我都脸红了。”
3、Every man's got a breaking point.
4、至尊宝：“我早叫你们这群王八蛋将房间打扫干净嘛，现在养出来的蜘蛛比我还大，怎么办?”
5、There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. Then a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
6、Red narrating: I have to remind myself that some birds don’t mean to be caged . Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up. DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
7、Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.(我和珍妮形影不离) 豌豆和胡萝卜丁，一个圆的，一个方的;一个红的，一个绿的。它们的共同点虽然没有太大的味道但营养非常高。故但在美国烹饪时做为主食的点缀，而且它俩都是同时出现。故引申为形影不离。
8、至尊宝：“晶晶，再看到你太好了，你瘦了。我不是孙悟空啊，但是我不知道怎么告诉你，因为你一定不会相信我。”
9、晚上就要变成生理老师了吧。
10、人和妖精都是妈生的，不同的是人是人他妈生的，妖是妖他妈生的。
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